The NSA is watching everything you do. Fight the power: share everything. 

DIRT is a semi-improvised standup show where comics share some of their most damning secrets with the audience. And the audience can share their most damning dick pics by texting to a burner phone onstage. 

This month's Dirt features the revelations of these illustrious Americans:
Kyle Kinane
Beth Stelling
Byron Bowers
Brooks Wheelan

Whistleblowers will be protected. Maybe. No guarantees.

Past patriots include: 
Maria Bamford, Jerrod Carmichael, Jake Weisman, Christian Duguay, Joe Wengert, Kate Berlant, Hampton Yount, Baron Vaughn, Eliza Skinner, Moshe Kasher, & Sean Patton